Dating Woes: Waa waa waa...

A snippet from a guy in Omaha...

"Don't let this piss you off but I could do without the billion boring half-ass little tattoos going around. They are great and all, I just wish they were not all the same boring ugly pastel colors and artistic quality of a hallmark card."

Please to Enjoy 75

please to enjoy = 50% new + 50% new to me + 50% songs from back in the day + 50% songs that don't quite fit

Link to file:
https://rcpt.yousendit.com/745799453/94fce158c8d6b82185f7b2880d448f96

1. Relator - Pete Yorn & Scarlett Johansson
2. Dancing On Our Graves - The Cave Singers
3. Animal - Mike Snow
4. The Ruminant Band - Fruit Bats
5. Map of the World - Monsters Of Folk
6. the Fox, the Crow, and the Cookie - mewithoutYou
7. New In Town (Fred Falke Remix) - Little Boots
8. The Crook of My Good Arm - Pale Young Gentlemen
9. Oh, The Places Two - Lake
10. Midnight And I - White Rabbits
11. What Difference Does It Make? - The Smiths
12. Wonderlust King - Gogol Bordello
13. Two Towns from Me - Blind Pilot
14. Little Secrets - Passion Pit
15. The Cave - Mumford And Sons
16. I Could Be Dreaming - Belle & Sebastian
17. Anyway You Choose to Give It (Boy-8-Bit Remix) - The Black Ghosts
18. Look Up - Bradley Hathaway
19. Death By Diamonds And Pearls - Band Of Skulls
20. She Loves Everybody - Chester French
21. Crystalised - XX

Dating Woes: a Star!!!

My first star find on Ok Cupid!!!

Dating Woes: A pretty decent guy....

Sigh...at least he is, "...comfortable with who I am and the size of my penis without having to slap someone in the face with it to prove how big it is," because that would just be awkward.

My Self-Summary

I am a pretty decent guy. Sometimes I can be pretty depressed and sometimes I feel so good I think I might cry. I am learning to love myself and my life. I spent too much time doing the opposite and trying to destroy myself. I get kind of lonely sometimes because I don't have much of a social life but I am trying to work on that too. I am definitely a work in progress but I wouldn't have it any other way. Though I guess really everyone is a work in progress so maybe that is a non statement. I try to live a good life and treat people with kindness and respect but don't really expect the same out of people. People sometimes make me sad if I think about them too much. I guess I have too high of expectations. That's what people tell me...though I am pretty sure everyone has limitless potential and I try to see that in everyone I meet. Even when it's REALLY buried under crap. I hate social expectations and I like to say things that catch people off guard or make them uncomfortable.....sometimes when I think about space and the universe as a whole I feel so small I feel like I can't breathe and sometimes I feel like this whole life we live is just a dream and I expect to wake up at anytime but I continue on and on despite how tiny I am. I like to think about things on a cosmic scale because I feel it puts things into perspective and if your whole life is just a fart in the wind as far as time goes you don't take things so god damned serious. I get sooooo tired of everyone taking everything so fucking serious. Most of the shit we worry about doesn't even come close to mattering. Some things matter but for the most part it's all just a pissing contest. I don't care for pissing contests or dick measuring of any kind. I am comfortable with who I am and the size of my penis without having to slap someone in the face with it to prove how big it is. I am a bitter angry man who is also peaceful and full of love for my fellow humans but despise them at the same time. I am a walking contradiction and will never get lost in the conciseness of the masses. I dont water things down or walk on egg shells. I tell it like i see it and I don't stroke egos just so you'll stroke mine. Tell me the ugly hard truth even if it breaks me down. I'll get back up and offer up my face to the universe for another scar.....

Going through the change...

Here is a brief overview of my cartoon self going changes...directly related to Chris Grine's mood. :)
How much fun is it to work with cartoonists? No, really....how much fun is it?!? Check out Chris's awesome robots with stuff at www.shoeboxblog.com

Westside Stories: Architect PICKED!

Finally decided on an architect, Jamie Darnell...and having to send out the break up emails to the others makes me feel all barfy. Feel really good about my choice....but if he changes his mind like the last one, I might have a breakdown...

CANNOT wait to get started. This is all starting to feel real again.

Please to Enjoy 74

please to enjoy = 50% new + 50% new to me + 50% songs from back in the day + 50% songs that don't quite fit

Link to file:
https://download.yousendit.com/cmczV0p4bEErV3cwTVE9PQ

1. I Would Be Sad - The Avett Brothers
2. I Know What I Am - Band Of Skulls
3. Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat - Beck
4. Eid Ma Clack Shaw - Bill Callahan
5. Fireflies - Chris Garneau
6. Everytime I'm With you - Dark Night of the Soul
7. Being Bad Feels Pretty Good - Does It Offend You Yeah?
8. Concrete - The Features
9. Fortune Teller - Forest Fire
10. Technicolor Health - Harlem Shakes
11. Dark Sedan - Karl Blau
12. Breaking It Up - Lykke Li
13. Into The Galaxy (Metronomy Remix) - Midnight Juggernauts
14. Only from Huggable Dust - Okay
15. Secret - The Pierces
16. Street Boy (Bonus Track) - Rodriguez
17. The Thrill Of Thirty Seconds - Skint & Demoralised
18. My Boys - Taken By Trees
19. Jazz (We've Got) - A Tribe Called Quest
20. Sit Down By The Fire - The Veils
21. These Few Presidents - Why?
22. Psychic City - YACHT

Dating Woes: wtf

Caption: I do love sunsets. (TRUE STORY!! Couldn't make this up if I tried.)

....I kinda wanna go out with him.

Dating Woes: my ONLY woo-er...

Meet Dew Drop Down, he is "not really in a relationship place" but is interested in pursuing a "sexual partnership"...for the love of God....sigh.


Tear.

Dating Woes: FUNNY pic series

Ok, so after several people bugged me about telling some of my dating stories, I decided to post some of the highlights. I can't actually comment on dates, because you have to GO on dates to comment about them. :) Hopefully soon...you will be able to FULLY share in my dating pain. Till then, here are some funny pic series that I have run across.


1. Blurry Guy



2. Visor. No Visor.



3. Same guy, same weird angle, different places. (note: on one of the photos the caption says that he was surprised when someone took his pic. But you can see his arm holding the camera...and it is exactly the same as the others...hmmm.)

Please to Enjoy September: Strummin Boys

Ok, so I have missed a few months...had a few things going on, but hopefully I am back on track.



please to enjoy = 50% new + 50% new to me + 50% songs from back in the day + 50% songs that don't quite fit

Link to file:
https://download.yousendit.com/cmcxUXVnUzhreEEwTVE9PQ

1. Paranoia in B Major - The Avett Brothers
2. Summer Heads - Rhombus
3. Restless - Langhorne Slim
4. Baby's Hammer - The Features
5. Burning Stars - Mimicking Birds
6. House Of Valparaiso - Calexico
7. In This Lonely Town - Jeremy Jay
8. Burning Stars - Neight
9. Pistol of Fire - Kings Of Leon
10. 2 Atoms In A Molecule - Noah And The Whale
11. Hand on Your Heart - Jose Gonzalez
12. I'm the Man - Kansas City Bear Fighters
13. All Over Town - The Kooks
14. Coal/Ivory - Pale Young Gentlemen
15. Roll Away Your Stone - Mumford & Sons
16. Top Yourself - The Raconteurs
17. Shangri-La - M. Ward
18. When We Embraced - Micah P. Hinson
19. I'll Be Your Man - The Black Keys
20. All My Days - Alexi Murdoch
21. Beard Of Bees - Clem Snide
22. With Strangers - Little Joy
23. Gamble Everything For Love - Ben Lee