1. Making change for a $202. Roller skate feet
3. Making people moist (non-sexually)
4. 2 left wings
5. Clapping really super fast
6. Making people itch (again, non-sexually)
7. Spraying honeydew smells, skunk style
8. Xray vision, but only through shoes
9. Retractable cape
10. Swiss army toes
11. Giving people spontaneous Dyslexia
12. Being impervious to large amounts of caffiene
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i appreciate the two superhero references to me here. maybe my early practice as batman led to my later superhuman abilities to be completely unaffected by caffeine.
after a few incidences of needing change for a 20 i think we are in agreement that making change for a 20 is no longer a lame superhero power.
i think i might have 2 of these 12 super powers! though i would trade them both in for 2 left wings.
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