1. Making change for a $202. Roller skate feet
3. Making people moist (non-sexually)
4. 2 left wings
5. Clapping really super fast
6. Making people itch (again, non-sexually)
7. Spraying honeydew smells, skunk style
8. Xray vision, but only through shoes
9. Retractable cape
10. Swiss army toes
11. Giving people spontaneous Dyslexia
12. Being impervious to large amounts of caffiene
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