Dating Woes: So many hats....

I like guys who let me know all their likes on their heads. It just keeps things simple.

Dating Woes: Bri laughs at my pain...

Here is today's Chuck and Beans on the shoebox blog...inspired by yours truly...sigh... :)

Thanks Mr. Brian Gordon!!

Westside Stories: the fortune gods approve...

Just got this amazing fortune at lunch today!
Thanks for the affirmation fortune cookie gods!!

Dating Woes: Real strange real fast...

Red flags?!? Anyone see ANY red flags?? This entire chat took, at most, 3 minutes. I should call him, right? Maybe he's the one....

IhaveaBIGbrain: youre very pretty

raka: wow. thanks

IhaveaBIGbrain:hi im adam

raka: rachel

raka: nice to meet u

IhaveaBIGbrain: pretty name and yes nice to sort of meet you rachel

IhaveaBIGbrain: how did you know i love really pretty curvy women like you!??

raka: lol. didn't know

IhaveaBIGbrain: now you do

IhaveaBIGbrain: so tell me how much you like tall men with shaved heads!

IhaveaBIGbrain: i would like you to get a pen for my number, i want to hear if your voice is half as pretty as you are

IhaveaBIGbrain: tell me when youre ready

raka: u don't mess around. ;)

IhaveaBIGbrain: are you multi chatting?

raka1978: at this second?

IhaveaBIGbrain: yes

raka1978: nope

IhaveaBIGbrain: why so long to respond? (NOTE: I responded in about 4 seconds)

raka: doing stuff

IhaveaBIGbrain: okay sorry to take you away from your stuff

raka: no worries, you're fine

IhaveaBIGbrain: i want a woman that is nice, kind, funny, smart, very pretty like you who likes to be submissive sometimes but only sexually, yet she still has the power if that makes sense

raka: yep. makes sense.

IhaveaBIGbrain: call me NOW to say hello at 908 803 XXXX

IhaveaBIGbrain: making me wait? (NOTE: he sent this message about a nano second after he sent me his number)

Room with a View: The Circle of life...

My pumpkin could just not handle a week at 1610! Seriously. Only MY pumpkin self destructed under the pressure of the frat house. :) And, where did did the roaches come from and why are they basking in the "juice" left from my hipster pumpkin?!?!

Please to Enjoy 76

what i am listening to, this exact second...

Link to Please to Enjoy 76

1. Infinity - XX
2. The Gun - Lou Reed
3. Violator - White Williams
4. Funnel Of Love - Wanda Jackson
5. Have Love Will Travel - The Sonics
6. Tokyo - Telekinesis!
7. The Vowels Pt. 2 - Why?
8. Seven (Martyn's Seventh Mix) - Fever Ray
9. Neighbor Down The Hall - Benji Hughes
10. Thorn In Your Side - The Postmarks
11. Peace Like A River - Paul Simon
12. In The Morning - Candie Payne
13. Stay The Night - Ghosts
14. Before I started to Dance - Quixote feat Lisa Li Lund
15. Your Rocky Spine - Great Lake Swimmers
16. Looking Glass - Little Dragon
17. White Collar Boy - Belle and Sebastian
18. Vanished - Crystal Castles
19. Cape Canaveral - Conor Oberst
20. Deadbeat Summer - Neon Indian
21. I and Love and You - The Avett Brothers

Dating Woes: Lumberbilly? Rockajack?

So, discovered at lunch that this is apparently what I am looking for... if only life were as easy as Photoshop!