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3.5 Amazing reasons you should buy my house:
1. It is in fabulous Brooksideshire, in the southern moors of Kansas City.
2. My Carport is outta this world.
2.5 The garden gnomes stay. Even the one with mooning butt.
3. Cute as a button, people. CUTE. AS. A. BUTTON.