things my dad hates pt. 1

In no particular order:

1. Nachos

2. People who eat nachos

3. Canada

4. Onions

5. "Damn crowds that follow us where ever we go"

6. Old people

7. Loud people

8. People who smoke

9. People who drink

10. People who drink and smoke and eat onions

11. Foods with sauce of any kind

12. Movies made in Canada, by Canadians

13. Bad breath dressings

14. I Heart Huckabees (see #12)(Note: Does not matter if they are actually Canadian or filmed in Canada, they are accused of being Canadian and hated.)

15. Young punks

16. Using your brakes (if you can't coast to a stop in time, you are driving like a young punk, see #15)

17. Liberals